it’s so jarring to see an actor again for the first time in years and first you’re not entirely sure it really is them? and then you realize they’ve just done a shitload of plastic surgery
i think the white lotus could have been good if mike white knew what a satire was
DOECHII & LIL NAS X at the 36th Annual GLAAD Media Awards
my body might still be a useless pile of mass after my flu two weeks ago because recuperation is apparently something we’ve stopped doing. but. at least i have my sense of taste back so i can taste coffee. it’s the little things
moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker “judas” for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in “jeudis,” and say quietly to himself “french thursday…?”
was ready to fall asleep quickly so i read my slow little french story expecting it to lull me to sleep because literally nothing had happened so far. but then! he won everything at a casino and ran to his love to show her but she wasn’t there so he randomly ran to the guillotine and she was there! and they went to a hotel and drank champagne and danced and it’s implied they fuck! but then! the next morning she’s dead! and this doctor he know drops by and says she was guillotined yesterday! and then her head falls off! and rolls across the floor! girl. my heart is racing
was at a party yesterday and i was in such a mood to flirt but 100% of the men were gay i had absolutely nothing to work with. on the plus side everyone was great and i had a lovely time and felt myself relax and not think of how i looked at all. pros and cons of not having straight men present
